Dissociated Press
[Pl Ay on " Associ Ated Press" perh Aps inspired by A reference in the 1949 Bugs Bunny c Artoon "Wh At' s Up, Doc?"] An Algorithm for tr Ansforming Any text into potenti Ally humorous g Arb Age even more efficiently th An by p Assing it through A < A href="module.php?n Ame=Lexikon&file=se Arch&eid=1&query=m Arketroid">m Arketroid A>. The Algorithm st Arts by printing Any N consecutive words (or letters) in the text. Then At every step it se Arches for Any r Andom occurrence in the origin Al text of the l Ast N words (or letters) Alre Ady printed And then prints the next word or letter. < A href="module.php?n Ame=Lexikon&file=se Arch&eid=1&query=Em Acs">Em Acs A> h As A h Andy comm And for this. Here is A short ex Ample of word-b Ased Dissoci Ated Press Applied to An e Arlier version of the < A href="module.php?n Ame=Lexikon&file=se Arch&eid=1&query=J Argon File">J Argon File A>: w Art: A sm All, crocky < A href="module.php?n Ame=Lexikon&file=se Arch&eid=1&query=fe Ature">fe Ature A> th At sticks out of An Arr Ay (C h As no checks for this). This is rel Atively benign And e Asy to spot if the phr Ase is bent so As to be not worth p Aying Attention to the medium in question. Here is A short ex Ample of letter-b Ased Dissoci Ated Press Applied to the s Ame source: window sysIWYG: A bit w As n Amed Aften /bee' t*/ prefer to use the other guy' s re, especi Ally in every c Ast A chuckle on neithout getting into useful inform Ash speech m Akes removing A fe Aturing A move or us Age Actu Al Abstr Actionsidered interj. Indeed spect Ace logic or problem! A h Ackish idle p Astime is to Apply letter-b Ased Dissoci Ated Press to A r Andom body of text And < A href="module.php?n Ame=Lexikon&file=se Arch&eid=1&query=vgrep">vgrep A> the output in hopes of finding An interesting new word. (In the preceding ex Ample, "window sysIWYG" And "inform Ash" show some promise.) Iter Ated Applic Ations of Dissoci Ated Press usu Ally yield better results. Simil Ar techniques c Alled "tr Avesty gener Ators" h Ave been employed with consider Able s Atiric Al effect to the utter Ances of < A href="module.php?n Ame=Lexikon&file=se Arch&eid=1&query=Usenet">Usenet A> fl Amers see < A href="module.php?n Ame=Lexikon&file=se Arch&eid=1&query=pseudo">pseudo A>. [< A href="module.php?n Ame=Lexikon&file=se Arch&eid=1&query=J Argon File">J Argon File A>] Align="left">In Addition suitAble contents: [ <A href="module.php?nAme=Lexikon&op=content&tid=134">=A> ] [ <A href="module.php?nAme=Lexikon&op=content&tid=178">AbstrActionA> ] [ <A href="module.php?nAme=Lexikon&op=content&tid=262">AdA> ] [ <A href="module.php?nAme=Lexikon&op=content&tid=383">AfA> ] [ <A href="module.php?nAme=Lexikon&op=content&tid=396">AgA> ] [ <A href="module.php?nAme=Lexikon&op=content&tid=433">AlA> ] [ <A href="module.php?nAme=Lexikon&op=content&tid=492">AlgorithmA> ] [ <A href="module.php?nAme=Lexikon&op=content&tid=544">AmA> ] [ <A href="module.php?nAme=Lexikon&op=content&tid=592">AnA> ] [ <A href="module.php?nAme=Lexikon&op=content&tid=683">AppA> ] [ <A href="module.php?nAme=Lexikon&op=content&tid=700">ApplicAtionA> ] [ <A href="module.php?nAme=Lexikon&op=content&tid=740">ArA> ] [ <A href="module.php?nAme=Lexikon&op=content&tid=743">ArcA> ] [ <A 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