1. Ugly and uncomfortable "business clothing" often worn by non-hACKers. Invariably worn with a "tie", a strangulation device that partially cuts off the blood supply to the brain. It is thought that this explains much about the behaviour of suit-wearers. 2. A person who habitually wears suits, as distinct from a techie or hACKer. See loser, burble, management, Stupids, {SNAFU principle}, and {brain-damaged}. [Jargon File] (1998-07-01)