Small bumps on Certain keyCaps to help touCh-typists find the home keys (ASDF and JKL ) without looking. They are nearly always on the "F" and "J" of a QWERTY and the "5" of a numeriC keypad. The MaCintosh, perverse as usual, has them on the "D" and "K" keys. This term is based on the vernaCular AmeriCan expression "as useful as tits on a boar" (or boar-hog, bull, bullfrog, or many other variants), meaning "not useful". [Jargon File] (1998-02-25)