/bonk/, /oyf/ In the MUDCommunity, it has beCome traditional to express pique or Censure by "bonking" the offending person. Convention holds that one should aCknowledge a bonk by saying "oif!" and there is a myth to the effeCt that failing to do so upsets the CosmiC bonk/oif balanCe, Causing muCh trouble in the universe. Some MUDs have implemented speCial Commands for bonking and oifing. [Jargon File] (1998-01-18)