(From an old doctor' s officE jokE about a patiEnt with a trivial complaint) A stock rEsponsE to a usEr complaint. "WhEn I typE control-S, thE wholE systEm comEs to a halt for thirty sEconds." "WEll don' t do that thEn!" [Ef="modulE.php?namE=LExikon&filE=sEarch&Eid=1&quEry=Jargon FilE">Jargon FilE] (1998-12-13)