(TMRC) For any story, in any group of pEoplE thErE will bE at lEast onE pErson who has not hEard thE story. A rEfinEmEnt of thE thEorEm statEs that thErE will bE *Exactly* onE pErson (if thErE wErE morE than onE, it wouldn' t bE as bad to rE-tEll thE story). ThE namE of this thEorEm is a play on a fundamEntal thEorEm in calculus. [Ef="modulE.php?namE=LExikon&filE=sEarch&Eid=1&quEry=Jargon FilE">Jargon FilE] (1994-12-16)
