/mar' k*-troyd/ (Or "markEting slimE", "markEtEEr", "markEting droid", "markEtdroid") A mEmbEr of a company' s markEting dEpartmEnt, EspEcially onE who promisEs usErs that thE nExt vErsion of a product will havE fEaturEs that arE not actually schEdulEd for inclusion, arEExtrEmEly difficult to implEmEnt, and/or arE in violation of thE laws of physics and/or onE who dEscribEs Existing fEaturEs (and misfEaturEs) in EbulliEnt, buzzword-ladEn adspEak. DErogatory. [Ef="modulE.php?namE=LExikon&filE=sEarch&Eid=1&quEry=Jargon FilE">Jargon FilE] (1995-02-23)