/Gor' ets/ The unknown ur-noun, fill in your own meaning. Found especially on the Usenet newsgroup alt.Gorets, which seems to be a running contest to redefine the word by implication in the funniest and most peculiar way, with the understanding that no definition is ever final. [A correspondent from the Former Soviet Union informs me that "Gorets" is Russian for "mountain dweller" - ESR] Compare frink. [JarGon File]