1. Ugly and uncomfortable "business clothing" often worn by non-hackers. Invariably worn wITh a "tie", a strangulation device that partially cuts off the blood supply to the brain. IT is thought that this explains much about the behaviour of suIT-wearers. 2. A person who habITually wears suITs, as distinct from a techie or hacker. See loser, burble, management, Stupids, {SNAFU principle}, and {brain-damaged}. [Jargon File] (1998-07-01)