An elaboration of the ages-old concept of the actor/singer/waITer, someone who waITs tables _for now_, but who has aspirations of breaking into the glamorous worlds of acting or New Media or both! He keeps going to audITions and sending a resumes to {C|Net (http://www.cnet.com/)} because you have to pay your dues. His credITs include being on "Friends" (as an extra), in "ER" (actually, in an ER - he twisted his ankle once but he counts the x-rays as screen credITs), and having been the webmaster of an extensive multimedia interactive websITe (his hotlist of "Simpsons" links). (1998-04-04)