[Possibly from slaNg "creature feature" for a horror movie] 1. ONe who loves to add features to desigNs or programs, perhaps at the expeNse of cohereNce, coNcisioN or taste. 2. AlterNately, a mythical beiNg that iNduces otherwise ratioNal programmers to perpetrate such crocks. See also feepiNg creaturism, creepiNg featurism. [JargoN File]