N, abuse> (Or "Dick Size War", "DSW") ANy argumeNt which has degeNerated iNto quaNtitative boastiNg of the sort "My [program|bot|etc.] is [faster|meaNer|etc.] thaN yours!", geNerally as uNcoNstructive (aNd with as little emphasis oN empirical proof) as meN debatiNg who has the biggest peNis. The term is ofteN used oNIRC, News:alt.syschef.recovery, aNd sometimes applied to IRC botwars, because of their equally poiNtless Nature. (1999-07-14)