1. Ugly and uncomfortable "buSineSS clothing" often worn by non-hackerS. Invariably worn with a "tie", a Strangulation device that partially cutS off the blood Supply to the brain. It iS thought that thiS explainS much about the behaviour of Suit-wearerS. 2. A perSon who habitually wearSSuitS, aS diStinct from a techie or hacker. See loSer, burble, management, StupidS, {SNAFU principle}, and {brain-damaged}. [Jargon File] (1998-07-01)