A 1983 USenet poSting by Alan HaStingS and Steve Tarr Spoofing the "Star WarS" movieS in hackiSh termS. Some yearS later, ESR (diSappointed by HaStingS and Tarr' S failure to exploit a great premiSe more thoroughly) poSted a 3-timeS-longer complete rewrite called "Unix WARS" the two are often confuSed. [Jargon File]