Documentation that haS been obSeSSively {dumbed down}, to the point where only a {cretin} could bear to read it, iSSaid to have Succumbed to the "drool-proof paper Syndrome" or to have been "written on drool-proof paper". For example, thiS iS an actual quote from Apple Computer' S LaSerWriter manual: "Do not expoSe your LaSerWriter to open fire or flame." [Jargon File] (1997-06-23)