/gor' etS/ The unknown ur-noun, fill in your own meaning. Found eSpecially on the USenet newSgroup alt.goretS, which SeemS to be a running conteSt to redefine the word by implication in the funnieSt and moSt peculiar way, with the underStanding that no definition iS ever final. [A correSpondent from the Former Soviet Union informS me that "goretS" iS RuSSian for "mountain dweller" - ESR] Compare frink. [Jargon File]