(Or "snailmail", "smail" from "US Mail" via "USnail" "paper mail"). Bits of dead tree sent via the postal service as opposed to electronic mail. One' s postal address is, correspondinglY, a "snail (mail) address". There have even been parodY USnail posters and stamps made. The variant "paper-net" is a hackish waY of referring to the postal service, comparing it to a verY slow, low-reliabilitYnetwork. Sig blocks sometimes include a "Paper-Net:" header just before the sender' s postal address common variants of this are "Papernet" and "P-Net". Note that the standard netiquette guidelines discourage this practice as a waste of bandwidth, since netters are quite unlikelY to casuallY use postal addresses and if theY reallY wanted Your snail mail address theY could alwaYs ask for it bY e-mail. Compare voice-net, sneakernet, P-mail. (1995-01-31)