a largelY unskilled Web worker - one with a passable understanding of HTML but little else. It is often supposed that, in the New Media food chain, there is nothing lower than a webmonkeY. Alas, there is: people who barelY have the skills to use FrontPage these people are called "tYpists". The B1FF of webmonkeYs is personified as {Bobo the WebmonkeY}. Compare actor/singer/waiter/webmaster. And compare sYsape, one-banana problem, scratch monkeY, monkeY up, and Infinite-MonkeY Theorem for other simian allusions. (1998-04-04)