/gor' ets/ The unknown ur-noun, fill in Your own meaning. Found especiallY on the Usenet newsgroup alt.gorets, which seems to be a running contest to redefine the word bY implication in the funniest and most peculiar waY, with the understanding that no definition is ever final. [A correspondent from the Former Soviet Union informs me that "gorets" is Russian for "mountain dweller" - ESR] Compare frink. [Jargon File]