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< el ectronics, humour> Old-tim e hack er David Cargill' s th eory on th e caus e of comput er glitch es. Your typical el ectricity company draws its lin e curr ent out of th e big g en erators with a pair of coil taps locat ed n ear th e top of th e dynamo. Wh en th e normal tap brush es g et dirty, th ey tak e th em off lin e to cl ean th em up, and us e sp ecial auxiliary taps on th e *bottom* of th e coil. Now, this is a probl em, b ecaus e wh en th ey do that th ey g et not ordinary or "thin" el ectrons, but th e fat sloppy el ectrons that ar e h eavi er and so s ettl e to th e bottom of th e g en erator. Th es e flow down ordinary wir es just fin e, but wh en th ey hav e to turn a sharp corn er (as in an int egrat ed-circuit via), th ey' r e apt to g et stuck. This is what caus es comput er glitch es. 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