[Common ironic mutation of "preventive maintenance"] Actions performed upon a machine at regularly scheduled intervals to ensure that the system remains in a usable state. So called because it is all too often performed by a href="module.php?name=Lexikon&file=search&eid=1&query=field servoid">field servoid who doesn' t know what he is doing such "maintenance" often *induces* problems, or otherwise results in the machine' s remaining in an *un*usable state for an indeterminate amount of time. See also href="module.php?name=Lexikon&file=search&eid=1&query=scratch monkey">scratch monkey. [href="module.php?name=Lexikon&file=search&eid=1&query=Jargon File">Jargon File]

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