(ref="module.php?name=Lexikon&file=search&eid=1&query=Usenet">Usenet) The unit of analogical bogosity. According to its originator, the standard for one gilley was "the act of bogotoficiously comparing the shutting down of 1000 machines for a day with the killing of one person". The milligilley has been found to suffice for most normal conversational exchanges. (1995-03-17)